Friday, September 16, 2005

Schwarz To Run Again, For Which Office?

An Ah-nuld aide today proclaimed that Arnold would be running for election in the great state of Cal-e-fornia. Wonderful...and there was much rejoicing by the peasants.

Fortunately for you, I have been in on much of the inside scoop on Arnold for quite some time. Knowing that he was going to run and win before he announced his bid to the nation's surprise in the now somewhat famous late-night moment, I feel somewhat confident in joining the band wagon that claims that Arnold has his sites set on the U.S. presidency.

The Real EffectI strongly believe the following is not only very possible, but likely to happen -
  1. Sagging poll numbers mean little to the elite. This will not effect much of anything and is a virtual moot point.
  2. Arnold will run and will win another term in 2006 by a solid margin.
  3. Some city, most likely LA, will receive the blunt of a terrorist attack. In the aftermath of the scenario, likely nuclear, Arnold will display Giuliani style resolve and repose which will catapult him to the national scene, setting his stage for a run on the Presidency in 2008, which I believe he can win.
  4. Recognizing his new-found popularity, the clarion call to end the 'discriminatory' status of the U.S. constitution which prohibits foreign born persons from running for the office, which will be passed overwhelmingly in a pseudo-patriotic fervor.
Edited for appearance and labels on 3/5/2010.

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