The Terrorists That Weren't

Continuing to build on the idea that 'No, the ee-vil Muslims are not out to get us' comes the following critical report -

In my previous article entitled “All Terrorists are Muslims…Except the 94% that Aren’t”, I used official FBI records to show that only 6% of terrorist attacks on U.S. soil from 1980 to 2005 were carried out by Islamic extremists. The remaining 94% were from other groups (42% from Latinos, 24% from extreme left wing groups, 7% from extremist Jews, 5% from communists, and 16% from all other groups).

But what about across the pond? The data gathered by Europol strengthens my argument even further. (hat tip: Koppe) Europol publishes an annual report entitled EU Terrorism Situation and Trend Report. On their official website, you can access the reports from 2007, 2008, and 2009. (If anyone can find the reports from earlier than that, please let me know so we can include those as well.)

The results are stark, and prove decisively that not all terrorists are Muslims. In fact, a whopping 99.6% of terrorist attacks in Europe were by non-Muslim groups; a good 84.8% of attacks were from separatist groups completely unrelated to Islam. Leftist groups accounted for over sixteen times as much terrorism as radical Islamic groups. Only a measly 0.4% of terrorist attacks from 2007 to 2009 could be attributed to extremist Muslims.

The Real Effect
Considering that a greater number of attacks were carried out by the ee-vil Jewz (7%) and that the 911 attacks were not carried out by Muslim fanatics, but at best Islamic posers, wouldn't logic dictate that we should be dropping bunker busters on Israel at this point to get Bin Laden, empire build, carry out regime change, save the poor oppressed Israeli women? This would seem to be far more in-line with our National Security goals to establish democracy everywhere than invading Burkhastan. Of course, think of the stimulation to the economy that bombing the crap out of freeing those poor souls would yield.

In all honesty, this should effectively put to rest the overblown idea that Iran is a threat let alone the concept that it's going to invade the United States at any time with an army of suicidal jihadi goat warriors. In fact if the reader is intellectually honest enough, he will correctly surmise that the largest threat is posed by bordering nation states like, uh Mexico who has been waging war on our border via MS13, La Raza and Aztlan for decades. (Let's not forget the groups funding them.) In addition, the reader should grasp that leftist groups, similar to the ones that have inhabited the White House for the last 100 years are a far greater threat than Osama-bin-what's-his-name anyway.