Obama Born In Kenya

I've got two words for this.

Duh and duh.

But the agent, through I'm sure NO political pressure on behalf of anyone, insists that 'No sir, just because you see smoke, certainly does not mean that there is fire. As a matter of fact, I borrowed Christopher Lloyd's Delorean and traveled back to 1991 to make the same mistake that everyone else is making. lol... What, these concrete shoes? No, I've always worn these.'

In completely unrelated news Congress is borrowing a page from Florida's playbook and issuing its new mathematical standard: 2 + 2 = 5.